I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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