Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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