Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize