And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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