Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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