left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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