You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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