called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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