So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
handjob tips. give me some.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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