he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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