He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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