and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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