His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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Your favorite bartender is back from prision
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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