so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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