Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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