3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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