Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize