never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
she told me i tasted like america
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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