Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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