So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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