It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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