At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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