my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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