You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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