I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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