Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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