Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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