it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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