He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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