the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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