4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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