do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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