Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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