We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Randomize