one two three fourrrrnication!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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