I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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