Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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