If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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