There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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