This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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