i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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