Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
please come you make the beer taste better
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the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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