Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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