would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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