I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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