OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
it glows. i had to have it.
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I want to fling myself into the sun
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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