drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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