Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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