I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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