I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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