Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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